SHORT SHORTS vol.3

Dear Friends,
Why did you let me get away with wearing wedges from Target in the summer of 2005? I would NEVER do that to you.
Sincerely,
Movieparty

Dear Movieparty,
Probably for the same reason you listened to me whine about my loser ex boyfriend for six months after we broke up.... you just had to!!!
Your Friend,
Friends.

SHORT SHORTS vol.2

Circa one hour ago: I'm walking to my friend's Allison house, wearing my red Pacific Place kitten heels from the Goodwill. I happened to have a pair of moccasins in my bag for work. I walked past this girl wearing the same moccasins and for some reason I felt the need to judge her.

SHORT SHORTS vol.1

One night I was out at some mediocre show at dunes and I just so happened to be wearing my most FAVORITE Van Halen 1982 tour shirt, minus sleeves. As usual, I had just finished my whiskey which required me to smoke a ciggarette. I stepped outside and the first thing I see was some dude wearing a 1986 Iron Maiden shirt. After staring at it, trying to get a better look at the graphic, I noticed the man behind the shirt noticing me. After about thirty seconds of the most awkward silence ever we simultaneously exclaimed "cool shirt dude."