I got a great idea....Let's dress up in 'retro du jour' and desperately try to find someone to sleep with.
You had a great time there last weekend. Maybe you should hang out there everynight for the rest of your life.
It's all fun and games til you take someone home and immediately wanna go to the doctors.
I don't understand why the bathroom line is so long... you can just snort coke off of the bar.
I don't have any real ambition, I guess i'll just take a nap in this armpit.
The smoking patio is just a figment of your imagination. The guy with the goatee shooshing you on the way in the bar is not.